A guy calls the musician’s guild to get a quote on a six piece band for a wedding. The rep says, “Off the top of my head, about two thousand dollars”. He says, “WHAT? FOR MUSIC?” The rep responds, “I’ll tell you what. Call the plumbers’ union & ask for six plumbers to work from 6 to 12 o’clock on a Saturday night. Whatever they charge you…, we’ll work for half.” “I get your point” he said.